Tigers changing his name to lion cheetah!

Diff between Tiger and Santa, Santa sticks to 3 ho's!

Diff between Tigers car and a golf ball, Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards!

Tiger crashed into a hydrant and a tree because he couldn't decide between a wood or an iron!

Tigers wife has a much better understanding of what playing 18 holes really means to Tiger Woods!

Tigers wife was finally interviewed, when asked how many times she struck Tiger with a golf club she replied
"not really sure, put me down for 8"! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Little Johnny & early dismissal
It is near the Christmas break of the school year.? The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.? All thechildren are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

So the teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and
correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here.? I'm smart
and will answer the question."

The teacher ask, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

"That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Then the teacher asks, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'." Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
"That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Then the teacher said, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

"That's right Nancy, you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these biitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around, "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

To which Johnny replied, "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

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Fox News and CNN have reported that Elin Nordegren moved to the
top of the money list on the PGA Tour yesterday after 'beating' the
world's number one golfer. The news came after the world's number one
golfer was found to have played the wrong hole... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/lol.gif" alt="" />

Very nice <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/kewl.gif" alt="" />

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Just been to Game Stop looking for the game "Grand Theft Auto". The sales assistant wanted me to describe it to her. I told her its about a guy driving around with an iron bar, crashing cars, screwing whores and evading police.

The woman gave me Tiger Woods PGA tour 2010.

Tiger will be getting a divorce Barbie for X-MAS, it comes with all of her accessories and 1/2 of Kens!